"Monster Cross" is much scarier when its ridden by a lawyer

John, the fabled Loudass, will be campaigning this bike this year in an all out attempt to gain world domination. He can't help but succeed when flying the Molteni team colors. Those rainbow stripes are gonna look bitchin'.

John's twin baby girls are dressed in rags so this bike could be outfitted properly for the show. There's plenty of time to make it up to the little ladies and there is only one chance to build up a bike right.

Thanks girls, soon Daddy will able to afford a babysitter again, for when he goes out.